Oh right, I forgot.

##Unvote: [M] Uma Thurman
##Vote: [M] Clint Eastwood

Here's my plan. I am the only person any of you can trust. I would explain why but then I wouldn't be able to do my awesome role claim and that would ruin my fun, so I won't.

Please pay attention to this next bit. I am going to bold it so you can't say "oh but Samuel L Jackson I missed it." None of that trout, mothersmurfers.

Bruce Willis and Uma Thurman are Townspeople. You will cease voting for them and instead turn your attention to everyone else.

For you, Uma Thurman and Bruce Willis: I believe that Vin Diesel, Nicolas Cage, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are likely to be innocent. Vin Diesel, as the fourteenth player, would upset the balance of the game were he to be a fourth member of the Mafia. Nicolas Cage was a strong supporter of lynching Jason Statham and not lynching Sigourney Weaver, and his recent outbursts are clearly alcohol-related as they are stupid when compared to his cold logic otherwise applied.

I believe we have two mafia remaining; one original, and one added into the game. If I am right about the above three, that means that we're choosing between Sylvester Stallone and Harrison Ford as well as Clint Eastwood and Daniel Craig. I don't want to limit it to just these four though; the only two people I can 100% trust are you, and I expect you to discuss these theories with me.

The rest of you mothersmurfers, I expect you to contribute in your own way. Unless you have some really damning evidence - like say, some kind of investigation on Thurman or Willis, I expect you will focus your attention towards something more productive.