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I was laying down on my bed in my old apartment, which was creepy as smurf anyway, when a black soul-gem from Skyrim plopped into my lap. So naturally I picked it up and immediately started hearing voices in my head
HAHA HAVE FUN IN THE SOUL CAIRN

(at least you can hang out with Jiub though)
Damn that puffed up Jiub, he never stops talking about his greatness.

Had another one, an amalgamation of Pokemon/American Dad and Arachnophobia. Prof. Oak forced my Eevee to evolve into a Vaporeon and laughed maniacally about it, for some reason Roger (the alien) was there and attempted to kill everyone over some candy and suddenly there was goddamned spiders everywhere.

The smurf is going on.