Discuss this abomination

[Formalhaut]

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Discuss this absolute abomination to the once sacred pizza. Seriously? You took a perfectly good pizza, and ruin it by putting a hot dog ring around it. I shouldn't have to tell you why I find this awful. The classic response to eating hot dogs should to stab it with a wooden stake, but unfortunately, they are only undead metaphorically, in so far as how damn processed they are. I do like how the advert pretends that it's "succulent". That's like saying a deep fried Mars bar is considered "healthy".

Hot dogs are just rubbery, tasteless and disgusting. Pizza meanwhile (depending on topping) can be marvellous.

Just... why...?

Discuss both:

- This frankenpizza created by both Pizza Hut and Dominoes

- Any other foods that were ruined for you

[Iceglow]

I don't know, I'd eat that up.

[Jinx]

Have you never had a pig-in-a-blanket?

[Formalhaut]

Pigs in Blankets are the food of God. Literally. I love them.

But hot dogs wrapped up in Pizza crust? Bleh!

[Iceglow]

pizza crust = bread... essentially. Essentially sausage sandwiches, hotdogs, sausage rolls (if we stretch to pastry) all being wrong.... I think you sir are the wrong one.

Also Pigs in Blankets over here Sam is a sausage wrapped in bacon.

[Pike]

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS HOT DOG PIZZA?

THIS LOOKS AMAZING

[NeoCracker]

...Well, I thought my soul had died a while ago. Apparently, however, it hadn't, cause I just felt it die now.

[blackmage_nuke]

Im still waiting for the Code Geass Pizza

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[Unbreakable Will]

Ew. This is even worse than that absolute trout they try to pass off as 'cheese stuffed crust' ​IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE YOU smurfING HACKS!!

[NeoCracker]

I like Stuffed Crust.

[Calliope]

I see this at the supermarket and cringe inside:

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[Iceglow]

Ew. This is even worse than that absolute trout they try to pass off as 'cheese stuffed crust' ​IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE YOU smurfING HACKS!!

it's actual swear to god cheese strings!

[maybee]

Ehhhhhhh I disagree, I reckon it looks yum-yum.

[Pike]

HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS AMAZING

[Madame Adequate]

I'm not used to a thread without Sarah being filled with THIS MUCH WRONG.

For those who appear to be deranged: This pizza looks absolutely amazing, and stuffed crust pizza is absolutely amazing. Thank you for your time.