Europeans and American Geography

[Jinx]

I am totally hanging out with Sarah.

IT WILL BE AWESOME.

The two of us and Denmark are gonna drink gin. It is known.

[Pike]

Sarah come move to Bozeman, we'll share an apartment and it will be great

[Laddy]

Sarah, you need to stop by Memphis! We can go eat FroYo and attend a Spoon concert together!

[Pike]

Laddy come move into an apartment with me and Sarah it'll be like the world's nerdiest sitcom

[Laddy]

It'll be like a nerdy Will & Grace. The laugh track will be replaced by gigglesnorts.

[Jinx]

Laddy's already my boo.

Get your hands offa my man.

[Pike]

Don't listen to her womanly wiles Laddy I've got Deus Ex

[Laddy]

It's like Betty and Veronica in here.

[Pike]

Except Betty has Deus Ex

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah really, two weeks across the US seems pretty doable. If you're lucky, maybe there are car rental companies that have offices on both sides of the country so that you could just rent it near NY and give it back to them in LA? Do things like that exist?

Even if you didn't do that, 6 hours a day is fine if you're two or more and can take turns driving, and who cares if 2 weeks turned into 3 anyway? He might also just be using "a couple" to mean 2-3, not strictly two. Some people do that. I don't, though. That's just crazy.

Oh yeah, I know it's possible. But it would be trout, and he was talking about being all touristy and chilled, too.

[Jinx]

That would be plenty of time.

[Pike]

well

not really I guess, you wouldn't get to see much

[Mirage]

3 hours on the road, 8 hours sleep, that's like 13 hours a day to do other stuff! If you drive 6 hours one day you'll have like 16 hours of spare time the next day too!

Well, I guess you'd need to take detours here and there to get to the cool places. In either case, make it 2.5 weeks and it'll be unproblematic!

[Pike]

yeah it would work if everything you wanted to see was on the interstate but you'd be missing a lot, I think

[Madame Adequate]

I'm doing a trip from one side to the other later this year. So excited! I've always wanted to take a road trip across the country.

Take me and Pike with you