• When Julian acts like a creeper, take a shot and call the local hospital to get in line for a kidney transplant while you're at it.
  • When Shlup gets angry at someone in EoEO take a shot.
  • When Pike makes a reference of any kind take a shot.
  • When Paul stops trying to seduce me put your glass down because the game is temporarily over for a moment of silence for Paul or Will whichever one of us has died because he's never going to stop dammit, oh god he's never going to stop...