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[Sephex]

This weird lady who has been in love with my dad for as long as I can remember tries to message me to chat every once in a while and sends me links to her Christmas albums to download and trout around the holidays. She keeps sending me friend requests and just won't stop.

I have a similar story. An ex or something that was in contact with my mom ended up stalking my MySpace blog (which shows how long ago this is). Apparently this dude read a few of them and told my mom that, "Your son needs to relax." While I did tend to get caught up with stupid, silly stuff in high frequency back then, I still got annoyed. I thought I made a blog entry calling that guy out, but I couldn't find anything. Though if I did and deleted it I probably said something along the lines how it's pathetic that someone can be so hung up on an ex that they have to stalk their 20something year old son online.

[Parker]

sometimes people from the internet call me parker on facebook and its pretty weird because up until recently internet people and facebook people were totally separate and i dont like it because then my real life friends will ask me who parker is and its just hell. just hell.

[escobert]

I get the who's Bert sometime. although some of my high school friends called me Bert

[Faris]

No one in my family loves or hates me enough to do such things. It is spmetimes bliss being the forgotten branch of the family trees.

[Jinx]

My dad used to make a fuss about the things I posted on Facebook. One time I made a status about some Baptist people or something, and he called me up in a RAGE screaming about how I needed to talk to him face to face if I was mad. And I was like, "Bro, no. I am not that passive aggressive. It wasn't about you, smurf."

[Shiny]

My family members rarely contact me through facebook but when they do it's to tell me they like a profile picture I had like 2 years ago.

[Rebellious Eagle]

It's more like adult family members always feel the need to comment with some random question about your life that is totally unrelated to what you originally posted. Like "how is cat feeling today?" on a picture of me and some friends.

[Shlup]

I think my stepmom is exercising every bit of self-control she has in order to not constantly give me pregnancy advice. And I appreciate it ever-so much.

[blackmage_nuke]

I use a fake name of facebook and im careful about who I tell I have facebook

[Chris]

I constantly get Instagram updates from people. PEOPLE. I AM NOT GOING TO JOIN INSTAGRAM. EVER.

[Parker]

my dad is pretty bad on facebook. he has trouble typing and with computers in general due to health problems. so sometimes he will hit enter when typing out comments and he doesn't know how to delete them. once he wrote "cummmm n" and I just lolled forever.

[Araciel]

so many posts about stupid trout from pinterest and trout.

[Jinx]

It's more like adult family members always feel the need to comment with some random question about your life that is totally unrelated to what you originally posted. Like "how is cat feeling today?" on a picture of me and some friends.

This.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why don't you guys just not have family members on FB then? o_O

[Pike]

Why don't you guys just not have family members on FB then? o_O

Isn't that the point of FB? FB is for family members and real life friends, other internet networks are for e-friends

Actually FB is for e-friends too because I don't have any real life friends