Another one I am particularly fond of is the time when, I can't really remember what prompted it but something happened on Arthur's (Quin) facebook and it planted a stupid idea into my head and I decided to run with it. I let Paul know what my intentions were and we hashed out a basic plan, and then invited Steve to join us on xbox live. When we sent him the party invite we both started fake-laughing our heads off in proper hysterics so that when Steve joined the first thing he heard was us two utterly dying. Being the inquisitive little imp that he is he naturally wanted to know what was so funny.

I proceded to tell him that there had been a troutstorm on Quin's facebook because one of his friends from university had found a video on a filthy video uploading website that was of Quin, naked in front of his webcam having a jolly old time by himself and filming it. I then said that while this in and of itself was bad enough, Quin then decided to take a tin of pineapple rings and put one onto his you know what. (I didn't claim to have watched the video, rather that I had gathered all this from the comments on his facebook wall, which Quin subsequently deleted in a fit of rage). Steve being Steve, he didn't question any of this for a second and has spent the last year or two, however long ago it was that I did this, regularly calling Arthur a pineapple smurfer behind his back. (or any number of things. We might say something like 'Nah Steve arthur is better than you at ____' and he loves to fire back with 'YEA BUT QUIN smurfS PINEAPPLES HEHEHEHE') He had no clue that it was a lie...until now. Rather disturbingly I recall him actually demanding a link to the video as well, he CLAIMED because he wanted to "twoll" Arthur but...you never can tell with queepy.