Do you do this?

I quite often catch me reprimanding myself for something I've forgot to do. Occasionally, i'll try and motivate myself to do something that I can't be bothered doing like "Come on, Danny. Just do the kitchen floor then you can chill." I've also more recently found myself talking to things in my house like my kettle and my guitar. I even apologised to my washing machine for trying to open the door before its spin cycle was complete.

Can anyone else relate or is there a possibility that I could be diagosed as clinically insane?