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This isn't The Snack Thread for Perverts.

Go play with your roasted almond anal beads elsewhere!



Let's get back to tomatoes. Tomatoes make great snacks, except they're messy. You bite into a tomato and it squirts juices all over your shirt and you feel uncomfortable with everyone staring at your chest the rest of the day. Cherry tomatoes are a good solution because they're pop-able, but I like biting them in half first, and that's a guaranteed mess.