Quote Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma View Post
I'm in an Xbox Live Party, and the four of us are playing Catan online. My friend is a victory point away from winning the game, and that's when the other three of us decided to screw him over. We would steal from him at every opportunity we got to prevent him from winning, and he kept getting more and more angry. When I took away his Longest Road title from him and knocked him down to 7 VP, he got pissed and started calling the three of us a bunch of scumbags. I actually had to mute my headset because I was laughing too hard. Eventually, my cousin wound up winning the game; the other guy ragequit and said he was off to go use Netflix to calm down.
Screwing over your friends in boardgames is the best kind of laughter.

Basically everything my 2-yr-old son does makes me laugh.

When silly adults who don't know how to talk to little kids meet my son they ask him, are you a good boy?

His reply, deadpan: No, I'm Silas.

Aren't you a big two year old!

No, I'm Silas.