At work yesterday me and one of my department staff where up in the stock room singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" which then became "Circle of Life"
Well, as we got into the lift, there was nobody else in these so I started doing all the african voices. Then I sang the English and tried to do a twirl around the bar in the lift and I just. No. I fell against the wall and snapped a nail. It was so funny though.
We've had a friend stay overnight, and that always leads to lots of laughs. I think the last big one involved discovering that Danielle has somehow managed to get her chilli sauce on the carpet from the far side of the room. That lady is a mystery sometimes...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Gets me everytime.
My friend showed me Happy Wheels 3 days ago. I could hardly catch my breath since I was laughing that hard at it. So violent, so ridiculous, so unrealistic, yet so comedic.
Screwing over your friends in boardgames is the best kind of laughter.Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma
Basically everything my 2-yr-old son does makes me laugh.
When silly adults who don't know how to talk to little kids meet my son they ask him, are you a good boy?
His reply, deadpan: No, I'm Silas.
Aren't you a big two year old!
No, I'm Silas.
My friend's goat was licking a chain-link fence during a thunderstorm and ended up being struck by lightning.
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I let my young sister in law (19) throw a party at my house last month. Her and her best friend were getting ready, I left to get "refreshments". When I got back they had opened these solar powered "faux stone" flood lights I bought at Lowes. Her friend was sitting in the dining room, her hand pressed over the solar panel/photocell, and slumped over it for "additional coverage". My sister in law was walking around with one, also covering the sp/pc. I asked "what are you doing"? They both answered (with an air of arrogance and a smirk that suggested they had stumbled upon brilliance) "we're charging them".
I asked if they were serious and they removed their hands from the photocell, the lights turned off (they were under the lights of the kitchen/dining room), and they said "see, they don't have enough charge to stay on". After laughing, I pulled one from them (again the light turned off), walked to a dark part of the dining room (recessed lights, not all of the switches were on), and the light came on.
To their credit, they instantly realized how stupid they looked in that moment.
I was on a call at work when this caller from the East End of London came through, they were talking to me and suddenly piped out with "Am I being recorded?" Obviously all calls are recorded for training and monitoring purposes so I'm like "Yes, all calls are." The customer then comes out with "Well let me just say you have a lovely voice for your job." the call at this point has taken on a weird atmosphere which proceeds to get weirder when they begin asking me about pornographic films, I'm not huge on porn it doesn't really float my boat so I was like "well I don't know much about what is on offer but you can access the pages once you've set the options to view adult titles in your account." a little later on the caller asks if they can ask me a personal question at this point I'm like :\ to sum up my thoughts so tentatively I respond that I might refuse to answer the question depending on what is asked of me, the caller proceeds to ask my age, to which I give late 20s but never confirm my actual age. The caller then proceeds to ask me about pay, I'm not really at liberty to discuss that matter so I simply explain that to the caller and answer their follow up question on our opening ours. Lastly the caller asks; "Since you have such a lovely voice, if I was to ask you more questions would you remain on the line with me until midnight?" I'm at this point literally muting my phone every 2 seconds to laugh there's tears on my cheeks by now. I explained much to the callers disappointment that if it was questions like that I would have to terminate the call as I would need to be available to provide technical support to customers with a genuine query. They end the call with "Good night Mr handsome voice" and I get to release the call.
The best part of this call, the caller was a 19 year old guy. I was in tears of laughter, it led to us all joking for the rest of the night (some hour and a half) about me getting work on a chat up line.
Today my dad, sister, and I went in to Victoria's Secrets. My dad pretended to be gay. He grabbed one of the bags and tried it on and said, "HOW YER DOIN" to one of the ladies that asked him if he needed any help. The look on her face was priceless. Then he did an air kick and pranced around. A lady there with her baby was cracking up and went over to tell her husband immediately how there was some big beef black man prancing around the store.
My dad is basically this guy:
I always crack up at how he manages to be so dainty.
Why does your friend have a goat? What third world country do you live in?
Oh hey um that "third world country" is called the Midwestern USA!Why does your friend have a goat? What third world country do you live in?
And we're not third world!
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I recently discovered Foul Bachelorette Frog.
Your dad is Phil Heath?Today my dad, sister, and I went in to Victoria's Secrets. My dad pretended to be gay. He grabbed one of the bags and tried it on and said, "HOW YER DOIN" to one of the ladies that asked him if he needed any help. The look on her face was priceless. Then he did an air kick and pranced around. A lady there with her baby was cracking up and went over to tell her husband immediately how there was some big beef black man prancing around the store.
My dad is basically this guy:
I always crack up at how he manages to be so dainty.
That's Ronnie Coleman. Granted, Coleman and Heath both look exactly the same.
So all black people look alike?
:twak:
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
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