Boys Become Doctors, Girls Become Nurses

[Shlup]

PS - It's pieces of lego. Sometimes at work I hear parents say "pokemons" and I want to strangle them.

Everyone knows it's pokemen.

Go to Target we have all sorts of baby stuff that is yellow and/or green

I think I already got it all. My mom came over and just dumped out a huge bag. I love the bumble bee onsies!

EDIT: I also just realized why parents say to do this to make your kid wash its hands more. It's less of, "Oh wow, Mommy! This soap is sooooo cool!" It's more like, "I have to wash my goddamn hands cos the crazy bitch put my Legos and Barbie shoes in there!"

I didn't think of it like that. Genius!

Look, if I ever have a baby girl, you can bloody bet I'll be dressing her in princess outfits. Why? Because it's cute.
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Well, yeah, sometimes. I'm not opposed to cute things, just the idea that your genitals determine what things you're supposed to enjoy.