I have been expressly lectured to not bring alcohol into the house, but I am doing it anyway goddamnit because I need it in order to be at peace with my family, goshdangit! I feel like I am fifteen but it has to be done! What my mother doesn't know won't kill her!*

What have you gotten away with lately, or what's the worst thing you've ever gotten away with?

* I will be sure to make a thread/update this one when she tries to ground me.