Getting away with murder
I have been expressly lectured to not bring alcohol into the house, but I am doing it anyway goddamnit because I need it in order to be at peace with my family, goshdangit! I feel like I am fifteen but it has to be done! What my mother doesn't know won't kill her!*
What have you gotten away with lately, or what's the worst thing you've ever gotten away with?
* I will be sure to make a thread/update this one when she tries to ground me.
I don't have to get away with anything because I am not a child
I'm going to get away with skinning your hide or with coercing Tara to do it for me.
I come from a mormon household and I have to get away with things.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Oooo you're gonna get grounded!
I got away with... well i don't really try to sneak or do anything dishonest... man i'm boring!
Fine, um, I once lied about a school project for like 2 weeks past its due date, convincing the teacher there was a legitimate reason I hadn't handed it in and never telling my parents that I even had a project due. Eventually everyone found out and I got so many "I'm not mad, just disappointed" speeches, it was terrible.
I was generally a good kid. But during a random fit of rebellion I threw some blank work books out of the window at school once, I still have no idea what actually possessed me to do that as it was so unlike me... but anyway the teacher automatically assumed it was the runts of the class who did it (after all the day before they'd been throwing full fountain pen ink cartridges at the wall above the bin) and gave them a detention.
I also farted like 5 times while I was staying with you Sarah, and blamed them all on your dog.
I knew it was you, I just didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be embarrassed.
I think I left work 15 minutes early last week because everyone else was in a meeting?
It feels so good to be so bad.
Well my mom still tells me to be careful when I go out drinking and I went to a rave a while ago and she told me that I better not be doing drugs.
I was doing all the drugs.
Oh my goddess, I've done something like this... except with a much better outcome.Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Senior year of high school, English project was to keep up with a scrapbook throughout the year and turn it in mid-May for review and scoring. Basically, everyone was granted an A if they managed to write trout down and include some pictures, some color, and any form of creativity. Varying degrees of A were given out for the project, with a handful of Bs and even one kid who failed... how do you fail a free extra credit test grade?!
Anyway... I never started my scrapbook.
I got the only 100 in the course.
I convinced our teacher that I had turned it in the day before it was due, and she remembered going through the scrapbook, and scored me a 100 and apologized profusely to me two weeks later at the end of the semester when she was handing all of them back out to us to take home, stating she couldn't find mine anywhere and that someone else must have taken it home by mistake.
I still have residual guilt from small things I "got away with" when I was younger but I think it's been years since I had to do anything sneaky.
I ate some of one of my housemate's Nutella without him knowing a couple weeks ago. But he's a really nice guy, so he would have told me to take some, anyway.
About 15 years ago some guy loaned me a CD and I still have it
Oh yeah, I still have my friends copy of Kingdom Hearts 2 >.>
There were two kids I didn't get along with in elementary school. So during the winter, I took the hat of one of them and hid it in the other kid's locker (no locks were used back then). I anonymously reported the other kid by leaving a note on the teacher's desk. I went far as to disguise my handwriting. Anyway, the other kid got in trouble for "stealing the hat" and then both of them were too busy hating each other to mess with me anymore.
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