I have a big butt so I just look at it in the mirror when I need to feel better about myself. Other than that I'm not usually nice to myself![]()
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Yesterday at the gym, because I'm a beast.
Sometimes I can be considered attractive. I suppose that works for me.
The other night I went on a riff writing spree and I stopped for a bit and congratulated myself on being really good at music.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
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Most of you are not being specific enough and pfft focusing on the external.
This morning I thought about what a hilarious comedy team I would make with Rantzien because we just get it and are good at funny.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Realized today that Levi's pants make my butt apple shaped and I am kind of okay with that. I used to hate when pants did that to me, but now I'm more accepting of it and my body in general. Totally don't even care about my cellulite anymore either.
Also while brushing my teeth earlier today I thought of all the demented things I think of in my head and how insane some (most) my family is. All of this combined would actually make for a pretty interesting 1 hour stand-up comedy special, perhaps even two specials!
I decided that I looked quite nice for my interview yesterday in my brand new pointed-toe heels
And then today I sat around all day in pajamas and wallowed in self-loathing because I didn't have the motivation to brush my teeth this morning.
I excel at every function the human body can perform. It's a shame I'm such a tosser, though.![]()