Where do you live? Do you like it there?

Memphis is sort of an unholy hatesmurf child of San Francisco and Detroit that they both just kinda don't talk about. First of all, this place is like someone just booted up SimCity for the first time and did everything wrong, because the roads here are trout and people get killed all the time. It's primarily hipsters and thugs depending on where you go.

But we have a zoo! With pandas! And Elvis lived here! And we have a pyramid currently in the process of being converted into a Bass Pro Shop! And Beale Street is fun for a few minutes! But we never get good concerts (smurf you Nashville), and the best places to eat are all barbecue and I hate barbecue.

If there is something good about Memphis, it's the trees. There are a lot of trees here. But here, even the trees will kill you. But still, I like this place. There are neat(ish) people here and a ton of places selling frozen yogurt. Just try not to get shot.

So, talk about your hometown.