Firefly Recap - Episode III: Bushwhacked 5/18/13

[Slothy]

JAYNE IS A HERO AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM AS SUCH

Jayne!
The Man they call Jayne!
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor,
He stood up to the man and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now, aint hard to explain,
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

Our Jayne saw the Mudders' backs breakin'
He saw the Mudders lament
And he saw that magistrate takin'
Every dollar and leavin' five cents
So he said, "You can't do that to my people"

"You can't crush them under your heel"
Jayne strapped on his hat
And in five seconds flat
Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne

Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Jayne
He turned 'round his plane
And let that money hit sky
He dropped it onto our houses
He dropped it into our yards
And the man they call Jayne
He turned round his plane
And headed out for the stars

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

[Night Fury]

But he's soooo funny. And he's gorgeous. And his interactions with River are brilliant.

Man, they're so my fav non-canon ship. Rivayne.

[chionos]

What about the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl?

[Shorty]

That part is amazing.

[Slothy]

Man, they're so my fav non-canon ship. Rivayne.

[Night Fury]

And also, one of the most famous lines in Firefly.


"I'll be in my bunk."

[Jinx]

But he's soooo funny. And he's gorgeous. And his interactions with River are brilliant.

Man, they're so my fav non-canon ship. Rivayne.

I'd say he's average looking at best.


Damn, River. Like, despite looking like an ugly skeleton alien thing, you are the most interesting character on this show. But get your trout together, girl.

[Night Fury]

Man, they're so my fav non-canon ship. Rivayne.

I confessed. I'm now going to bombard you with all of my RiverxJayne fantasies.

But he's soooo funny. And he's gorgeous. And his interactions with River are brilliant.

Man, they're so my fav non-canon ship. Rivayne.

I'd say he's average looking at best.


Damn, River. Like, despite looking like an ugly skeleton alien thing, you are the most interesting character on this show. But get your trout together, girl.

Hold me back. Somebody please hold me back.

[Shorty]

dude what

you'd better check yourself, Summer Glau is a beauty beyond comparison.

not entirely sfw

[Night Fury]

It's hot in here... Must be Summer.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*ship noises*

(someone make me a set)

[Jinx]

She's got a killer body, I'll give her that. But a nice body does not a great beauty make. She's uuuuugly.

[Night Fury]

Summer is one of the most adorable, and perfect women to ever exist. She's up there with Yvonne Strahovski.

[Aulayna]

Well considering the level of controversy Sam is bringing to what started out as a bit of a circlejerk (of the SFW kind) I think we've definitely found a Saffron.

[Shorty]

Summer is one of the most adorable, and perfect women to ever exist. She's up there with Yvonne Strahovski.

holy trout, I want a firefly model ;_________________;