Firefly Recap - Episode III: Bushwhacked 5/18/13

[Slothy]

Ain't no ruttin way she could be anyone else as I see's tit.

Summer is one of the most adorable, and perfect women to ever exist. She's up there with Yvonne Strahovski.

holy trout, I want a firefly model ;_________________;

Holy trout, I want to be a Firefly model.

[Jinx]

I just don't see it.

Keep in mind that attractiveness can be subjective.

You think Jayne is gorgeous, I think any man with a goatee is gross. You think Summer is pretty, I think she's really ugly. (To be fair, she's not *as* bad when she looks normal, but at least as River Tam she is.)

[Slothy]

In honor of being Jayne for this event, I'm going to shave my beard into an actual goatee and make myself less attractive in the eyes of TB.

[Shorty]

can we all just smurfing agree that Sean Maher is the most attractive man in the world








sorry you had to find out about it this way, husband

[Night Fury]

But you'll be more attractive to me, and if it's possible I'll love you even more than I do now for purely being Jayne, and for being awesome

Seanikins is a babe, but alas he is of the gay variety. He came out last year (or it may have been the year before) so us ladies can just DREAM ON.

[chionos]

Ain't no ruttin way she could be anyone else as I see's tit.

Summer is one of the most adorable, and perfect women to ever exist. She's up there with Yvonne Strahovski.

holy trout, I want a firefly model ;_________________;

Holy trout, I want to be a Firefly model.

Holy trout, Julian's been with Summer Glau.

Or Summer Glau's been with Julian. However you wanna spin it.

[Aulayna]

In honor of being Jayne for this event, I'm going to shave my beard into an actual goatee and make myself less attractive in the eyes of TB.

I hope, ney, demand you get that wooly hat too.

[Shorty]

Julian, you gorramn dog.

[Night Fury]

He's been with Nathan Fillion and Morena Bacharrin too.

[Shorty]

But you'll be more attractive to me, and if it's possible I'll love you even more than I do now for purely being Jayne, and for being awesome

Seanikins is a babe, but alas he is of the gay variety. He came out last year (or it may have been the year before) so us ladies can just DREAM ON.

I don't even care, he's straight in the show and that's all I care about!

[Slothy]

In honor of being Jayne for this event, I'm going to shave my beard into an actual goatee and make myself less attractive in the eyes of TB.

I hope, ney, demand you get that wooly hat too.

I want the hat so badly, but I don't have one. It would look nice sitting next to my headcrab hat when not keeping my head warm too.

[Aulayna]

can we all just smurfing agree that Sean Maher is the most attractive man in the world








sorry you had to find out about it this way, husband

He looks too Norman Bates-esque in that photo though!

[Jinx]

Sean's pretty fine.

Also, that spaceship definitely looks like a penis, and it definitely looks like Summer is about to fellate it.

ALSO ALSO I HAVE YET TO MEET SAFFRON BUT I JUST GOOGLED HER AND SHE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS ONE OF THE MOST GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THIS PLANET AND IS THE EPITOME OF FEMALE PERFECTION. BEING COMPARED TO HER IN ANY WAY IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL SAFFRON IS A RIGHT AND Y'ALL KNOW THAT'S ME, GUYS.

omg

[chionos]

Wife.

[Night Fury]

He is the epitome of handsome gentleman.
Mal is Rogueish
Jayne is hunky, masculine DAMN LET ME RIDE YOU.
Wash is the cutie.
Book is the Grandaddy