Firefly Recap - Episode III: Bushwhacked 5/18/13

[Jinx]

Whoa, I thought everyone had seen it.

You'll like it

I dunno. I'm not really sold on the whole quasi-Western theme, as I hate Westerns with a passion.

[Pike]

Yeah but that's what everyone says and then they watch Firefly.

[Madame Adequate]

Okay first Westerns are awesome but second Firefly is an amazing show. Remember how Arrested Development was treated badly by Fox and cut short but everyone who ever watches it loves it? Same deal here.

[Jinx]

I'm just saying. I'm not 100% sold it's MY THING, but I'm open-minded enough about it to give it a shot.

[fire_of_avalon]

I can find a western you'll like, Sam.

[Jinx]

I can find a western you'll like, Sam.

Nope.

[Jinx]

I've watched the first half of the first episode. Here's my running commentary. I know you all have seen this show so many times, you'll probably know what I'm talking about.

• oh hey, it's that chick from ncis

• i really wish i knew what was going on right now

• better run, bro

• this guy is hot

• SIX YEARS LATER

• Jayne is a girl's name

• Apparenlty they still have hot glue guns in the future

• Oh wait, I guess that's some sort of acid, nvm

• Omg, I love a redhead

• lol dinosaurs

• I know this is a Western/Sci-Fi mix, but the Western twangy background music seems so out of place

• I like the music though

• lol crybaby

• OH SO THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FIREFLY COS ITS BUTT LIGHTS UP

• nathan fillion, you are a fine man

• summer glau, you are really weird looking

• wtf is up with all of the chinese?

• WAIT ARE WE CHINESE IN THE FUTURE?

• wow, that kaylee chick has a REALLY high voice. ouch.

• 15 minutes in and sex scene

• this chick sounds like roma downey

• "touched by an angel" lol

• it's not the the wild west without a prostitute

• I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE, WHY IS THIS NOT BEING SUBTITLED?

• oh, goatee guy thinks he's bad ass

• so far all the characters are cool, but kaylee is smurfing annoying

• book, are your vocal chords related to morgan freeman's vocal cords?

• okay, goatee man, aka jayne, is kind of annoying too

• what reaver, precious?

• omg elton john glasses

• "why not?" ".....cos?"

• what's wrong with being a shepherd?
• oh, okay, shepherd doesn't mean with like, SHEEP, but people, oh, okay

• zoe is so cool, those lips, man

• "do you mind if i say grace?" "only if you say it outloud"

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand jayne's a nasty misogynist, making him just a tad worse than kaylee

• oh, a sepia-toned bath scene. this is necessary.

• omg, penis, penis....oh

• it's always the black guy

• oh, or the creepy white guy

• "as i understand it, it's pretty cold outside." well, yeah. and there's no oxygen. good job, book!

• oh, that'll shut her up. finally someone knows how to put a cork in kaylee.
• or not, even with a bullet to the gut she can't stop being stupid "did you just ask me to dance?"
• goddammit with this smurfing Chinese already

I'm digging the show so far.

[Rantz]

Kaylee and Jayne are darlings. You have much to learn.

[Jinx]

Kaylee is incredibly annoying. I understand I'm only halfway through the first episode, but so far, she's unbearable. She has a smurfing teddy bear on her pants. Come on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Everyone on the show is awesome, Boobs.

[Jinx]

Not so far.

[Madame Adequate]

Kaylee is incredibly annoying. I understand I'm only halfway through the first episode, but so far, she's unbearable. She has a smurfing teddy bear on her pants. Come on.

Nobody has ever been this wrong in the history of this forum. And you know how I feel about how wrong people on this forum are.

[Jinx]

I've yet to see anything about her that's likeable.

[Pike]

Sam is to TV characters what Chris is to food :triplecolbert: :quadruplecolbert:

[Madame Adequate]

how about everything

every single aspect of her character is perfect. she is the best character on tv. literally the ur-example of How To Write And Cast A Good Character.