Julian, we don't need you in this thread. It's already sexy enough.

Go sexify some other thread, yo.

Also, Serenity is too badass for anyone at EoFF. Except me because I have to be something else super awesome since I shouldn't be Wash and all the cool ones are already taken and why do you have to come in here and steal my idea with your super perfect goat beard and your laissez-faire panty-dropping coolness.