I've watched the first half of the first episode. Here's my running commentary. I know you all have seen this show so many times, you'll probably know what I'm talking about.


  • oh hey, it's that chick from ncis


  • i really wish i knew what was going on right now


  • better run, bro


  • this guy is hot


  • SIX YEARS LATER


  • Jayne is a girl's name


  • Apparenlty they still have hot glue guns in the future


  • Oh wait, I guess that's some sort of acid, nvm


  • Omg, I love a redhead


  • lol dinosaurs


  • I know this is a Western/Sci-Fi mix, but the Western twangy background music seems so out of place


  • I like the music though


  • lol crybaby


  • OH SO THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FIREFLY COS ITS BUTT LIGHTS UP


  • nathan fillion, you are a fine man


  • summer glau, you are really weird looking


  • wtf is up with all of the chinese?


  • WAIT ARE WE CHINESE IN THE FUTURE?


  • wow, that kaylee chick has a REALLY high voice. ouch.


  • 15 minutes in and sex scene


  • this chick sounds like roma downey


  • "touched by an angel" lol


  • it's not the the wild west without a prostitute


  • I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE, WHY IS THIS NOT BEING SUBTITLED?


  • oh, goatee guy thinks he's bad ass


  • so far all the characters are cool, but kaylee is smurfing annoying


  • book, are your vocal chords related to morgan freeman's vocal cords?


  • okay, goatee man, aka jayne, is kind of annoying too


  • what reaver, precious?


  • omg elton john glasses


  • "why not?" ".....cos?"


  • what's wrong with being a shepherd?
  • oh, okay, shepherd doesn't mean with like, SHEEP, but people, oh, okay


  • zoe is so cool, those lips, man


  • "do you mind if i say grace?" "only if you say it outloud"


  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand jayne's a nasty misogynist, making him just a tad worse than kaylee


  • oh, a sepia-toned bath scene. this is necessary.


  • omg, penis, penis....oh


  • it's always the black guy


  • oh, or the creepy white guy


  • "as i understand it, it's pretty cold outside." well, yeah. and there's no oxygen. good job, book!


  • oh, that'll shut her up. finally someone knows how to put a cork in kaylee.
  • or not, even with a bullet to the gut she can't stop being stupid "did you just ask me to dance?"
  • goddammit with this smurfing Chinese already


I'm digging the show so far.