Celes is not the
Worst, or the best, but maybe,
Just maybe, it's maybee.

Celes picks teeth out
From where they're imbedded in
Terra's Fists of Fury.

Terra wouldn't have
To go Esper on that bitch
But she smurfing could.

Daniel says Terra
Would cry like a bitch. He knows
All about that, eh?

I'm not entirely
Sure I made myself clear. Here's
Another Haiku:

Bob says Terra would
Bitch out. He's an expert on
Crying like a bitch.

Celes is a whore
Who commits suicide 'cause
She's a whiny bitch.

Terra's a smurfing
Half-god legendary beast from
A world of monsters.

If there's aught else left
After she kicks your ass, she'll
Eat your smurfing soul.

Yes, your soul, you fool
She's a monster and monsters
Eat your smurfing soul.

Celes makes g m
c fo sho look like a bad
Ass mothersmurfer.

Imdabess, she says
As she throws herself off a
cliff cause she's a wimp.

I guess they will make
Anyone a general
In Gestahl's army.

I'll concede that she
Is a major General-
ly wimpy blond chick.

Hold up your runic
Blade, you coward, so Terra
Can gap your dumb smile.

Celes is the worst,
Even Relm is better, and
Terra is the best.

I said before she
Wasn't the worst. I didn't
Want to make her cry.

Cause, you know, she's kind
Of a whiny little girl
Who cries all the time.

I was wrong to hint
That only girls cry a lot.
Daniel is a boy.

I'm not a sexist:
Boys, just as much as girls, can
Be whiny bitches.