Round 1 - Girly Nurses Fight: Terra, Celes and Relm

[Flying Mullet]

Who would win in a cage fight and why?

[LocoColt04]

Celes would just Runic everything the other girls throw at her. Dominated. {Easy prey}

[chionos]

Esper vs. humans not even fair.

[Flying Mullet]

Battle hardened generals win over confused helf-breeds. Celes merely has to ask Terra why she is fighting in the cage and she will stop to ponder this and get trounced. Relm who?

[chionos]

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Battle hardened what?

[Flying Mullet]

She jumped from a smurfing cliff. Nothing pansy about that.

[Laddy]

She cries sparkles. That's pretty lady.

[chionos]

She jumped from a smurfing cliff. Nothing pansy about that.

Touche

[The Man]

What level are they at? Terra has Morph which is pretty smurfing badass at lower levels, but at higher levels it doesn't matter much.

Certainly Celes could just runic every magic attack they toss at her though.

Then of course there's also the possibility Relm could sketch glitch her way to a 1337 inventory which she could then use to wipe the floor with the other two, but that depends an awful lot on luck.

[Loony BoB]

Terra would just sit in the corner and be emo.

Relm would try to crack out the artwork, but every time she drags it out people would use the canvas/easel as a weapon.

Celes can negate all the magics anyway.

Celes wins!

[chionos]

Terra would just sit in the corner and be emo.

Relm would try to crack out the artwork, but every time she drags it out people would use the canvas/easel as a weapon.

Celes can negate all the magics anyway.

Celes wins!

smurf magic. Terra would claw that bitch's eyes out so hard.

[Mirage]

What are they equipped with?

Nothing? Celes can't use Runic. A weapon? First person to attack wins, unless you're relm.

[Loony BoB]

No, Terra would be too busy crying like a bitch.

[maybee]

Here's a Haiku.


Celes is the best
She beats the rest
Celes Wins

[chionos]

Celes is not the
Worst, or the best, but maybe,
Just maybe, it's maybee.

Celes picks teeth out
From where they're imbedded in
Terra's Fists of Fury.

Terra wouldn't have
To go Esper on that bitch
But she smurfing could.

Daniel says Terra
Would cry like a bitch. He knows
All about that, eh?

I'm not entirely
Sure I made myself clear. Here's
Another Haiku:

Bob says Terra would
Bitch out. He's an expert on
Crying like a bitch.

Celes is a whore
Who commits suicide 'cause
She's a whiny bitch.

Terra's a smurfing
Half-god legendary beast from
A world of monsters.

If there's aught else left
After she kicks your ass, she'll
Eat your smurfing soul.

Yes, your soul, you fool
She's a monster and monsters
Eat your smurfing soul.

Celes makes g m
c fo sho look like a bad
Ass mothersmurfer.

Imdabess, she says
As she throws herself off a
cliff cause she's a wimp.

I guess they will make
Anyone a general
In Gestahl's army.

I'll concede that she
Is a major General-
ly wimpy blond chick.

Hold up your runic
Blade, you coward, so Terra
Can gap your dumb smile.

Celes is the worst,
Even Relm is better, and
Terra is the best.

I said before she
Wasn't the worst. I didn't
Want to make her cry.

Cause, you know, she's kind
Of a whiny little girl
Who cries all the time.

I was wrong to hint
That only girls cry a lot.
Daniel is a boy.

I'm not a sexist:
Boys, just as much as girls, can
Be whiny bitches.