Round 1 - Furry Madness: Umaro, Mog and Gau

[Flying Mullet]

Who would win in a cage fight and why?

[Loony BoB]

Umaro would just pick them up and throw them into each other until they're KO'd.

[LocoColt04]

Give that bitch a Berserk Ring and set him loose in the Cultist's Tower. Everything there is weak to physical, and he's the only one you can't stop.

Umaro wins.

[chionos]

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

[Flying Mullet]

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

I think after Umaro beats up Gau he would turn on Mog, asserting his independence and flinging Mog around like a rag doll.

[chionos]

Mog wins. He just tells Umaro to beat up Gau then tells him to bash his own brains out against the bars, cause Umaro is Mog's bitch. But then Mog dances and accidentally caves in the cage and they all die.

But still, Mog wins.

I think after Umaro beats up Gau he would turn on Mog, asserting his independence and flinging Mog around like a rag doll.

"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!"

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[Laddy]

I hate all of them.

[Flying Mullet]

"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!

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I've seen too many B-rated movies where the cast thinks that and it ends up back-firing terribly on them. hell, many A-rated movies do that too.

[Loony BoB]

"Say, we could use some sasquatch muscle!! Besides, he'd be helpless here without me!"

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Dunno how many wrestling matches you've seen, but this is a cage fight which presumably means a wrestling match, and while some wrestlers have managers and those managers always go on about how useless the wrestlers would be without them... the managers are punks that will never win in an actual fight.

[theundeadhero]

Yeti rage.

[maybee]

Umaro would just pick them up and throw them into each other until they're KO'd.

^

Umaro wins.

[chionos]

You alls are dumb and I'm the only one with proof so Mog wins.


Stupid heads.

[Loony BoB]

For Mog to win, he'd still have to actually knock Umaro unconcious. I just can't see that happening without Umaro growing a notable dislike for Mog in a very quick way.

[chionos]

Mog: Umaro! Beat yourself up!

Umaro: Erkay, Boss. You know bess. I is just a big dumb ogre.

Umaro beats the trout out of himself.

Mog wins.

It's pretty clear-cut to me.

[Flying Mullet]

Until Umaro has enough of the little pom-pom'd mouse:

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