Round 1 - Pretty Boys: Locke, Sabin, Setzer

[Flying Mullet]

Who would win in a cage fight and why?

[Loony BoB]

Most obvious poll of the lot.

[chionos]

Not obvious at all. I know you think it's Sabin, but the thing about cage matches is it's all about the money, and who's the money man? WHO'S THE MONEY MAN?

[LocoColt04]

Setzer.

He's an Italian gambler. His trump card is LITERALLY A RED CARD.

Also, in the SNES & GBA versions... Fixed Dice + Offering. 39,996 damage. Get some.

[Flying Mullet]

Not obvious at all. I know you think it's Sabin, but the thing about cage matches is it's all about the money, and who's the money man? WHO'S THE MONEY MAN?

The Money Man cant' do this:
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[chionos]

Let's see him try that with an airship.

[Flying Mullet]

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[Laddy]

Sabin is mothersmurfing Sabin, that mothersmurfer.

[theundeadhero]

Rushin' bums.

[maybee]

Setzer

The Train Suplex is just a glitch and wasn't supposed to happen.

[Flying Mullet]

Except Sabin's a god and he made it happen. The programmers can't even contain him!

[blackmage_nuke]

He can also shoot laser beams without magicite

[chionos]

Yeah, well.
Yeah, well can he flip a coin and know which side it will land on? Can he!?

[theundeadhero]

Depends on the coin.

[Greatermaximus]

If we're going by the game then Locke is quicker and has to be the best. If you're going into story content, tone, aethetics, and other factors it could be anybody.

I'm assuming this is combat-based. Locke gets to act first.