Eyes On Poo takes a whiff of the pungent Lockfarted!

[Night Fury]

If you had the power to bring the dead back to life, what historical/personal person would you bring back and why? One in each category.
Historical - Would Marilyn Monroe count? If not then someone reeeaaaallly old like Aristotle.
Personal - My grandad, without his alzheimers

What would be your perfect version of the afterlife? (If any)
Re-incarnation maybe.

If the world were a part of the Elder Scrolls and you suddenly stumbled upon the daedric artifact the Oghma Infinium, what skill set would you choose to improve? Mage, Warrior or Thief?
Warrior. I'm all about the strength.

If you could choose one word to transcend the grip of EoFF's censor what would it be?
The f word.

What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Tequila sunrise

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I have no idea. With children at least, I hope.

How did you fall in love with Final Fantasy?
Playing it with my dad as a kid

Do you foresee a future without EoFF?
Of course, there won't always be a need for me here, so at some point I will eventually leave.

Can I tell everyone about some of your more spectacular burps and/or farts?
Don't be gross

What was the last song you song that you sang out loud really obnoxiously?
I can't remember

Why are you the way that you are?
Why do you love the way that I am?

What the best banter you've ever heard?
Nothing. If ever the word 'banter' is involved it automatically becomes trout.

[Jinx]

You and Phil decide to have an "arrangement." Who is the one person that you are allowed to have sex with if the situation arises? (SPOILER) You're gonna say Joe Dempsie, aren't you?

[Pheesh]

D:<

[Night Fury]

You and Phil decide to have an "arrangement." Who is the one person that you are allowed to have sex with if the situation arises?

Nope. It is always Zachary Levi. Always.

Or Jensen Ackles.

Or Chris Hemsworth

Or Tom Hardy.

smurf. I'M TOO GREEDY FOR THIS.

Zachary Levi!

[Jinx]

You're going to an event, and you get to wear all-designer clothes. You can only wear one item for any given designer. Who do you choose for what? If you have a specific item of clothing in mind, what are they? (inb4 Louboutin shoes)

What is your favourite things to cook?

If you ever decided to get a tattoo sleeve, what would you get?

If you had the option of going back to school and studying anything at all you wanted, what would you study?

Starks, Lannisters, Greyjoys, Targaryens, Baratheons, or Tyrells?

[Formalhaut]

You have a genie and you've used two of your three available wishes, do you either A) Set him free or B) Ask for three more wishes?

[Jinx]

New EoY will be posted tomorrow morning! If you have any questions left for Locky, let's get them in!

[Formalhaut]

Favourite colour?

If you had to be either blinded, deafened or silenced, what would you choose? I apologise in advance for the morbid question.

[Shorty]

why are you such an amazing, hard-working daughter <333

[Formalhaut]

why are you such an amazing, hard-working daughter <333

That's clearly a rhetorical question. There's no explanation needed!

[Night Fury]

You're going to an event, and you get to wear all-designer clothes. You can only wear one item for any given designer. Who do you choose for what? If you have a specific item of clothing in mind, what are they? (inb4 Louboutin shoes)
I would have an Elie Saab gown, preferably one from their latest collection because those nude/blush gowns were just... to die for! I'd have Tiffany jewellery and accessories and probably, definitely Loubs.

What is your favourite things to cook?
I like big, messy things. One pot cooking is the best. I love to just throw in ingredients and not have to worry about presentation. BIG HOMEY DISHES like casseroles, curries etc.

If you ever decided to get a tattoo sleeve, what would you get?
It would probably have lots of my favourite things on it. Wolves, dragons, maybe some quotes and flowers. Lots of kind of, nerdy references, maybe some Amano work. It would be beautiful though.

If you had the option of going back to school and studying anything at all you wanted, what would you study?
I always think, if I'd have been good at science. I would have liked to be a Gynaecologist or Obstetrician. So I would like to study that! I think I'd be a good Vagina doctor.

Starks, Lannisters, Greyjoys, Targaryens, Baratheons, or Tyrells?
Probably Starks. Although, I don't like Rob atm. I only like Arya and Sansa really. So I'd have to say Lannisters, because I love the family dynamic and how messed up they are.

Favourite colour?
Purple or Orange!

If you had to be either blinded, deafened or silenced, what would you choose? I apologise in advance for the morbid question.
Oh god. Probably blinded. I'd hate to not be able to sing/talk or hear music, so that!

why are you such an amazing, hard-working daughter <333
Because my momma made me like that <3


I'm closing this now! Thank you all for the questions! I enjoyed this thoroughly!