This seems fun. And potentially inane. Okay, incredibly inane.
I am still fine with this.

1. "Damn it...I like Bruno Mars -__-"
2. a picture from the passenger seat of a car on a motor speedway
3. Texas Rangers organization posts a picture from tonight's victory over the Astros
4. amusing comment comparing Win7 installation to grass growing
5. a petition, asking people to sign
6. Friend won a raffle for a free tattoo! (I hope the artist is worth a damn for his sake.)
7. picture of the complete Battlestar Galactica board game, says "This is happening."
8. picture in wedding gown with very excited mother unit
9. entertaining day trip to Oklahoma with family, but relieved to be back in Texas
10. picture of a band playing on a tiny stage in a bar
11. twitch.tv livestream info for Lost Odyssey speed run (seems blasphemous)
12. "New favorite thing. Ever." with this link: YouTube
13. young friend complaining about having "mom hair" and being told she looks 30 today
14. picstitch of friend with P.O.D.
15. picture of new GSXR a friend is purchasing
16. picture telling kids to treat moms to margaritas tomorrow, says "You're the reason she drinks"

By contrast, my last five posts:

1. status telling people to always be sweet to their servers because you never know when you'll make someone's day
2. status about how awesome the kitchen in my new apartment is (SO MUCH COUNTER SPACE SRSLY)
3. status regarding "almost pulling a Dustin" this morning (Dustin is part of my management team and one time forgot to open the store)
4. Foursquare check-in at my new apartment, aptly named "Offline Gathering Hall" because EVERYONE PLAYS MONSTER HUNTER
5. Instagram picture of the key of my new apartment and the apartment number