1. Another champion is being released on League of Legends.
2. One of my old family friends is playing some bingo game that involves an anime cat.
3. Sarah is a horror hipster or something
4. Polish friend is seeing Steven Wilson and I am jealous.
5. Roogle dropping life lessons
6. Friend saw his high school coach at a fast food restaurant - big deal because said coach epoused the virtues of clean eating constantly throughout high school.
7. Little Asian LoL pro is streaming
8. Fiance's cousin wants to offend everyone at church by demanding collection plate money
9. Guy in #8 hates mother's and women
10. 2k and Gearbox doing some Borderlands 2-related trout.
11. Fat friend likes Weird Al
12. Katatonia likes fan tats
13. Rye getting drunk at Burger King?
14. Some girl I talked to once has a pampered pooch
15. Engineer friend posts another dumb meme.


1. I hate when people use "Like" as a pause break when talking
2. My school employs idiots
3. Something about my school being stupid
4. I got another monitor! That makes 2, sup.
5. Making a joke about the NFL and the gays.


I'm surprised there isn't more random trout on the first 15. My Facebook has pretty much turned into an avenue in which I follow bands, game companies, and random trout.


Edit: Sarah just posted again and she's pissed about something probably hipster related.