When Gordon Ramsey stops using profanity.
When I grow 5 inches.
When Calliope eats meat.
What impossible things will bring Drogo back?
When Sephex wins a Ciddie
When Pike wears a dress.
When BoB decides he's outgrown EoFF.
Signature by rubah. I think.
When Sean buys EoFF back.
When Rye actually starts posting here again
When MILF says FFIX is the best FF
When Raistlin loses his trout and makes a big emotional rant
When Shorty advocates clearcutting the rainforest
When Chris actually eats something normal