*masturbation joke*

I have always had weak ankles, and several years ago I tripped down some stairs sprained my ankle really badly. Now it comes and goes that if I overwork it, it hurts really badly. Luckily for me, my dad's a certified EMT, so I know how to properly wrap a foot/ankle, so when it's acting up that helps. It's been giving me some problems recently, but it seems to be on the mend.

It doesn't sounds quite as bad as your injury, though.