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    I'm gonna buy this belt for Chris

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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Ahahaha oh god that is horrifying but amazing.

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    I think it's right up his alley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    I think it's right up his alley.
    Well in an awkward twist of fate I think it's possible one might end up his alley indeed.


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    I can't believe they want $88 dollars for that, give me a cheap belt a knife and take me to a farm, I'll make one for you for $50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    I can't believe they want $88 dollars for that, give me a cheap belt a knife and take me to a farm, I'll make one for you for $50.
    And that was the day that Steve started his own Etsy account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    I can't believe they want $88 dollars for that, give me a cheap belt a knife and take me to a farm, I'll make one for you for $50.
    Sure but killing a cow to get your lunch isn't included in that $50.


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    She is dressed up rather too fancy for climbing up a regular old ladder. What could be at the top? I say Jesus or possibly french fries, but I'm open to ideas.

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    What if he eats that belt?

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    If the homeless thread has taught me anything, it's that once you give something to someone, they can do whatever they want with it.

    If Chris eats his belt, more power to him.

    Maybe he'll find his soulmate, who will eat the belt off of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    She is dressed up rather too fancy for climbing up a regular old ladder. What could be at the top? I say Jesus or possibly french fries, but I'm open to ideas.
    With that swanky outfit? Nah, she's got to be meeting Space Pope.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    She must wait by the sides of a lot of roads.

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    Regretsy!  

    I imagine such a belt would make sitting down very awkward.

    I imagine such a belt would make most things very awkward.

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    You could scratch your back quite well with it I imagine.



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    That belt is freaky beyond imagination. I can fully imagine some occultist witch using that belt as some part of a special charm or something.


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