I don't understand the problem here?

My eternal predicament: I have two final papers to write, as well as three final tests to study for: a 7-10 page paper that is due tomorrow and a 5-7 page paper that is due Tuesday. Guess how much work I have put into them so far? Yea, zero. I have also yet to crack open the books for any of the tests in order to study.

Oh well.