Eyes On Poo takes a whiff of the pungent Lockfarted!

[Jinx]

General

01) What is your real name?
Tara!

02) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
I am 20 and my birthday is June 21st, the Summer Solstice.

03) How tall are you?
I'm about 5'4" or something

04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
I'm a feeemmmeee!

05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in or what do you study?)
I'm currently a student, I do Media and Journalism as a degree, although I've nearly finished! For money I work in a fashion department store and run my own little department (accessories) it's fun.

06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
My hair at the moment is like a browny-auburny colour, and naturally it's dark blonde. My eyes a blue/grey

07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
I have 2 sisters. One is 17 and the other is 9.

08) Men: Boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, boyshorts or thong?
I like bikini-cut or french cut.

09) What is your worst habit?
I am gross. I pick at my spots and scabs a lot!

10) What's your favorite video game?
Final Fantasy VIII

11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
Playing through Final Fantasy VIII with my Dad not long after my parents divorced, because it was a way to escape reality with my Dad who is the coolest guy in the world.

12) Favourite TV show?
I have many, but if it really came down to one I'd have to choose Buffy the Vampire Slayer

13) Favorite band/musical artist?
I love girl bands! I like the Spice Girls, Girls Aloud and The Saturdays. I don't have a favourite artist. I go through stages... Ach, such a hard question!!

14) Favourite movie?
Again, I have so many but if I had to narrow it down to one I could watch over and over again... How to Train Your Dragon!

15) Favourite actor/actress?
Oooh tough, I like Tom Hanks because he seems like such a bro, and Sarah Michelle Gellar because she played Buffy and Buffy is my hero.

EoFF

16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
I was bored and wanted to join a message board, as I've used the in the past so thought.. why not?

17) Have you ever met anyone from the forum?
I haven't, but I'm going to meet Shauna and Loony BoB very sooooon! And of course, Happy Noodle Boy and all the other Aussie members!

18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
Well, HNB would be the obvious pic so I'm going to go far out and say I'd quite like to hang out with Shorty or Freya and we'd just have a totally chill day doing nothing but gossiping, eating good food, playing video games, and watching movies.

19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
I was Lockharted but changed it to Locky, because well, easier!

Love

20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?
I am taaakeen!

21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
I met him on EoFF! Wowsers right?

22) Where were you and how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I think I was like 14 and in a bus stop. Don't judge me.

23) What was the most awkward moment you've had with a crush?
Hmmm, my high school crush asked me "You're really quiet you know." I responded just by smiling a bit creepily and saying "Oh I don't have much to say..." Then he walked away.


Miscellaneous

23) The Doctor shows up in his TARDIS and says you get one trip, past, future, or new planet. Where do you go, and why?
To the Candy Planet in the future, because I could take my pet robots with me and who doesn't like a planet made with candy floss and gingerbread and ice cream?

24) What's your favorite animal? Alternatively, what's your favorite Mythical animal?
I love wolves and dogs, but I'm a very animal person, I love all animals. Mythical, definitely a dragon.

25) Oh no, there's a zombie apoloclypse! You can choose a team of three EoFFers. Who is in your party, and why?
Shorty - because she's awesome
Rantzien - because I can't have Short stuff without Poncho Pontus, and he's just... one of the funniest people I know.
HNB - so that even though it's the pocalips I can still get smoochies.

26) What has been the most exciting moment in your life thus far?
Going to Mexico and traveling the rainforests and stuff!

27) Is soup a food or a drink? Carbonated sugar drinks: soda or pop?
FOOD. POP.

28) If you could force a celebrity to join EoFF, who would you pick?
Joe Dempsie so he could tell us all the GoT craic, and post his abs in our picture threads.

29) If you could replace any character in any book, and get to live out their life, who would you choose and why?
I'd love to be Jesus from the Bible because that dude turned water into wine and I'd love to spend my life wasted on wine from my kitchen tap.

30) You're now head of the UN. What's your plan to bring World Peace?
Oh God, don't leave that up to me. I have no idea, um, I'd sing songs all the time and give out chocolate?


Extra Credit

Draw an MS paint picture of your experience at EoFF thus far.


Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Sometimes when I'm alone at night I think of you all doing naughty things together ;D

Is there a question you'd like to ask everyone else?
What animal is better? A Robot Penguin with a Machine Gun, or an Android Sloth with a Flamethrower?