EoFFight Club

[Laddy]

Can we tag team?

[chionos]

Can we tag team?

That would not be fair. Zombie Teddy would be too awesome.

[Shorty]

eff you husband warrior women do what they want

[chionos]

eff you husband warrior women do what they want

Oh god, is that a promise? Please tell me that's a promise.

[Jowy]

I advocate everyone getting in a fist-fight with a close friend just for the hell of it. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you still get an unspeakable adrenaline rush. I'd fight my friend Neil again. Except not "end of Kill Bill volume 1" style, that was pretty debilitating.

[Loony BoB]

I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love.

[Mirage]

I'd fight Jowy.

[Chris]

I only fight people I can "turn around" afterwards. So, no women.

[Parker]

i think i could take cuch

[Iceglow]

Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

[Psychotic]

Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me.

[Iceglow]

Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me.

you forget that being so damn short I can duck under your lowest reach and attack your ankles.

[Rantz]

Jack Gleeson. God damn it.

[Madame Adequate]

I would fight Pauw because he always makes me look bad by being better than I am at Halo

[Shorty]

I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love.

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