The Official Eyes on Final Fantasy 2013 Election Thread

[Calliope]

As a 1% Fascist, I'm too busy making money and oppressing the masses to make a party thread.

Meanwhile:



;_;

[Flying Mullet]

As a 1% Fascist, I'm too busy making money and oppressing the masses to make a party thread.

(SPOILER)
Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.

Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?

Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.

Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

[Psychotic]

The Party was awesome, that's one of my fondest memories of dicking around on the forums.

Eyes on Final Fantasy: election:the_party
http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archiv...-fortress.html

I will abstain from these elections in respect of the omnipotence of The Party

Having considered it, I think I can say with no ego that The Party will never be bested because the concept was brilliant.

Everyone was like "urrr BAoTW again BORING!" and then "urrr Final Fantasy Party, BORING!" without having the slightest idea what they were talking about, or indeed of the torrent of spam that was going to be unleashed upon the forums.

[Del Murder]

The Party was pretty brilliant.

Going through these old party threads brings back a lot of memories.

http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archiv...ned-party.html (post #5 really amused me)

[Election Booth]

Important: I am looking for four members to volunteer as a part of a special operation during this election. You must not be part of a current party or plan on joining any parties.

This operation will be a fun little way to pseudo-participate the elections without having to participate in the party tasks.

PM me for consideration. Spots are first come, first served. I will update when all spots have been filled.

Pansies need not apply.

[Election Booth]

So far along in the first twenty-four hours of party-raising we have 7 official parties and 32 officially listed partiers.

A swell turnout for the first day! Let's keep it rolling!

[The Pink Extremist]

This election is just a front for Shinra to control us once more given that the most popular parties are those run by them! FIGHT THE POWER!

[Del Murder]

This election is just a front for Shinra to control us once more given that the most popular parties are those run by them!

And what's the downside?

[Psychotic]

FIGHT THE POWER!

I don't know if I want to fight any sort of power, much less the power. I have need of it to run my computer and without my computer I wouldn't be typing these words. Maybe you have a fancy pants clockwork computerbox but the rest of us peasants have to make do with good ol' fashioned electricity.

[Del Murder]

All these parties are great and all, but none of them are tackling the real issues. Meanwhile, people are waking up every day with gunk in their eyes, causing mild discomfort all over the world.

[Psychotic]

And yet here we are, only at half strength compared to a couple of other parties. I honestly can't understand what's become of EoFF these days.

[Election Booth]

I'd like to see a little more recruiting from the parties who have yet to fill their member quota. Why should members pick your party over another? Why should they participate in elections at all? Convince them and make it happen!

[Del Murder]

I'd rather be in a half party that stands for something then any of these mobs who spend their days spamming about how pink their hat is or whatever.

[Election Booth]

Four days left for signups! The more members and parties the merrier, and the more merrier everyone is the more they can be stomped on and oppressed by the government's wheels and cogs!

[Chemical]

No one wants to Party Party. Conclusion. Democracy sucks.
Next time EoFF will not be so lucky to have a choice, you will be assimilated.
Excuse me now while I go to my cube and prepare for universal domination.