Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Rob Roy View Post
Loony BoB, this is Rob Roy of the South Wortham Gazette Times. How do you respond to allegations that members who joined more than two months ago are not considered "Newbies" anymore and they are ostracized and banished from the Newbie party?
I think this is absolutely ridiculous. Would you take your two month old child and throw them out the window? We will not abandon the new members of our forums after two months. Would you? This is typical tabloid journalism and I wish I could say I expect better from Rita Skeeter, but we all know how she works. There's more valid scandal about the way she operates than what she reports on.

Once a Newbie, always a Newbie, that's what I say. We'll always be here to support each other.
I have a list from an anonymous, reliable source of newbies that you have paid off to be silent about the "two month old childs" you throw out the window. Recently one of these newbies was spotted after a drunken, orgy-filled night wandering the streets:
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