The Cunning Cap party

[Calliope]

Srsly, you guys!!

The Cunning Cap Party:
Vivi22 has accrued 125 gil for completion of the character and presidential tasks.
Aulayna has accrued 25 gil for completion of the character task.
Calliope has accrued 225 gil for voting and completion of the character task.
Jowy has accrued 25 gil for completion of the thread task.
Quina has accrued 25 gil for completion of the character task.
sharky has accrued 25 gil for completion of the character task.
TOTAL: 450 gil

How was I the only one who bothered to vote? More like the Cap-in-Hand party

[Aulayna]

I was 3rd on posts and 1st on threads created during the week that the thread/post thing was running. (SPOILER)I may have forgotten to post a list about it... But I abstained from voting because the only people I would vote for was us, and I had to give the other parties a sporting chance!

[Election Booth]

Round two is up! Have a look!

[Aulayna]

Because we have nothing to fear in public here's our map!



Is anyone on for the 2nd task?

[Slothy]

A war strategy to take out another party? I was born for that. I'll take care of it tomorrow.

How was I the only one who bothered to vote? More like the Cap-in-Hand party

To be fair, Round one coincided with me being laid up with a debilitating illness. I suspect poison on the part of another party to try and take me out of the game and leave our party leaderless. Little do they know how ready you are to take the reigns in a time of emergency.

[Calliope]

I'm no Hero of Canton, but I'll do! Hope you're feeling better.

Aulayna, that is one epic map

[Slothy]

Now, maybe it's just me, but I never liked the look of that Newbie Party. Buncha people we ain't never seen before showing up outta nowhere, chattin' us up about EoFF. Tryin' to learn stuff about us. Probin' for weaknesses I reckon. Now the Fascist party is evil, no doubt, but them's the devil we know. What do we know about these Newbie's? Nuthin' side from they're new, they hate hats, and they be livin' practically next door.

Doesn't sit well with me. Not on ruttin' bit. I say these guys is probably the folks hiding them WMB's or whatever. And even if they ain't, I'll feel a might bit safer with them outta the way if you catch my meaning.

Now the thing is, any good plan a attack's gotta involve the element a surprise. When we hit, we gotta hit hard and they gotta be lookin' the other way. I'm thinking we start with a good distraction. Mebbe Zoe gettin' neked.

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Wait, now here me out sweet cheeks-

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Okay, I can get neked-

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FINE. Ain't nobody gotta get neked. I got me a plan B. See, we been preparing for the possibility of war with these Newbie's for a while. We got ourselves all kinds a guns, and planes and all the gorram bombs a man could want. But we really only need one thing: grenades.

See, there's a train that runs straight from the lounge to the Newbie headquarters. Those folks need their daily fill a talkin' about movin' pictures and Games a Thrones and some such else. Ain't but one place that comes from. I figger we fly in nice and low in Serenity, pop a top hatch open, and set us up a buncha grenades on a nice long timer right next to the fuel. Train stops in Newbieshire, timer runs out, and their headquarters is hurtin' pretty bad. In the confusion's when we have one a our planes air drop in a sign, big enough ta be seen from space, sayin' Reavers eat free. Then all we gotta do is guard the boarder, pop any crazy cannibal folks strays our way, and the Newbie party ain't no more with us barely havin' ta lift a finger.

[Shorty]

I didn't sign up for this.

[Jinx]

I just came here to post that Auly did an amazing job on that map, and it made me giggle a few times. Good job, Aulayna. Everyone go rep her!

[Election Booth]

More tasks are up! Good luck with completing them!

[Aulayna]

Don't really have the time (or energy) for this right now sadly.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Quina's cap!

waaaaaiiiiiitttt

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[Election Booth]

Hello, good people of The Cunning Cap Party!

This public servant never received a PM from you in regard to your completed tasks. Please respond post-haste if you have completed everything. It would really and truly hurt me to disqualify you for non-participation. Please do not make me do such a thing.

Are you going to let those nerds in the Ace Party and dweebs in the Newbie Party win? ARE YOU?