They're in less pain than you will be in when I make a hat out of you I can assure you of that much.
I kill any non-endangered animal I want if I feel it will make a fine hat. We do have Vegan options for folks like Calliope of course, but I have no qualms with animals dying to improve my gentlemanliness and dapper stats.What other animals do you kill for hats? Have you thought about reforming the party to only include non-fur and animal-killed hats?
Before we get rebranded as the Off With Your Head Party, I would like to demonstrate that sometimes animals choose to willingly act as temporary hats:
Although we have yet to get a good picture of this phenomenon, the above picture illustrates that a few times per month, a kindly Harris Hawk alights upon my noggin and gently perches there with his razor sharp talons as I clean his enclosure and bring him fresh food and water. He's a lovely little bird
Harris Hawk Hat: +75 Benevolence +800 Awesomesauce +200 Tolerance for Trolls
Might I suggest better protection such as a helmet or possibly to not wander onto the turf of an apparently territorial hawk.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
1) I used to wear a plinth helmet when in his enclosure, until it become more than apparent that it is not necessary to do so - my eyes, limbs and head are covered, and if it came to it, I could quickly leave his enclosure, or simply swat him away.
2) He's not being territorial.
3) It's not aimless wandering, and you know it.
So no, not really
Last edited by Calliope; 05-20-2013 at 07:30 PM. Reason: You're not funny.
I would never imply that it was aimless.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I think what Vivi means is that when one dons a hat of a more than becoming nature, it is not uncommon to find that your peers are suddenly dying to pay you a call, buy you a drink or save a spot on your dancecard. You could say that the quintessential cap makes one a ladykiller.
A shameless attempt from The Fluffy Pink Party to snatch up recruits! Will shion find her home among hats or among colors? We'll find out.
Accepting gifts in exchange for nothing.
I really want to make an inappropriate joke here about Rantz, Shorty and a hat for a different kind of head. But yeah that'd probably get me banned.
So I'll leave that one to your imaginations.
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