Just in case Calliope's lovely spreadsheet isn't enough for you Aulayna, here are some facts:
- Hats have been shown to increase gentlemanliness by upwards of 700%.
- Not joining the Newbie Party has been scientifically proven to add at least one decade to your lifespan.
Now I don't know about you, but when I punch those numbers into my calculator I get a happy face.
What could be more modern or ideal than a headcrab hat? The hat of the day for today also happens to be a headcrab hat.
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