The Cunning Cap party

[Shorty]

I really want to make an inappropriate joke here about Rantz, Shorty and a hat for a different kind of head. But yeah that'd probably get me banned.

So I'll leave that one to your imaginations.

A different kind of head? ???

Vivi, what the trout! You smurfing cap-burner! I thought you stood for something!

[Slothy]

It's a Yankees cap. There is absolutely nothing cunning, dapper, or gentlemanly about a Yankees cap. They disgrace the cap by putting their awful logo on it. /BlueJays

[Shorty]

Does this mean you discriminate against certain kinds of caps?

This is an outrage.

[Aulayna]

I really want to make an inappropriate joke here about Rantz, Shorty and a hat for a different kind of head. But yeah that'd probably get me banned.

So I'll leave that one to your imaginations.

A different kind of head? ???

The joke involved condoms... and the head of the thing between the legs... and well... you'll probably figure out where that one's going!

[Shorty]

No thank you, Rantz already has a flat we plan to share.

[Formalhaut]

Can I just interject and say that at the Fluffy Pink Party, we welcome all kinds of hats, because we are a party of equality and love.

[Slothy]

Does this mean you discriminate against certain kinds of caps?

This is an outrage.

I discriminate against Yankees who defile caps and the sport of Baseball. Caps that refuse to change must be purged lest they infect the others with their burning, puss filled, venereal disease that is the New York Yankees.

[Formalhaut]

I discriminate against Yankees who defile caps and the sport of Baseball. Caps that refuse to change must be purged lest they infect the others with their burning, puss filled, venereal disease that is the New York Yankees.

But why discriminate when yankee caps can be loved and cherished for what they are?

[Aulayna]

I discriminate against Yankees who defile caps and the sport of Baseball. Caps that refuse to change must be purged lest they infect the others with their burning, puss filled, venereal disease that is the New York Yankees.

But why discriminate when yankee caps can be loved and cherished for what they are?

A symbol of scumbaggery the world over?

[Formalhaut]

"A cap does not maketh the man.

And even if thy man were a scumbagg'th, thy shall be lov'd through eternity"

[Slothy]

Alright folks, we've got a little over another day to get the rest of the requirements figured out.

-Decide on your motto.
-Decide on your slogan (yes, they are different)
-Draw a sigil/crest for your party.

My thought for a motto is, "a hat for every head. Unless you're a Yankee." And for our slogan, "for the gentleman in all of us."

Yea or nea? Any artsy people want to handle our sigil/crest?

[Rob Roy]

News Alert!
The following late-breaking update was sent to me by an anonymous member.

Well, I don't want my name associated with this - I'm a little bit afraid, if truth be told! - but the other day, Vivi22 grabbed my crotch and told me that I felt like a real man, but added that if I wanted to remain one I might want to join the Cunning Cap party, and soon. I'm currently trying to act a bit low key and hoping he forgets about me since his party is already full, but I daren't join any other party for fear of angering him!

You heard it here first folks! Stay vigilant and let's make sure we know what these candidates are really like.

[Formalhaut]

News Alert!
The following late-breaking update was sent to me by an anonymous member.

Well, I don't want my name associated with this - I'm a little bit afraid, if truth be told! - but the other day, Vivi22 grabbed my crotch and told me that I felt like a real man, but added that if I wanted to remain one I might want to join the Cunning Cap party, and soon. I'm currently trying to act a bit low key and hoping he forgets about me since his party is already full, but I daren't join any other party for fear of angering him!

Is Vivi22 the Theon cock-torturer from GoT?

[Calliope]

Motto: Hatters gonna hat!

Slogan: Brimming with awesome, capped with hattitude.

Crest: TBC

[Slothy]

Those are way better than mine Calliope. I approve!