The Cunning Cap party

[Slothy]

Do you own a cunning cap, handsome hat, spectacular stetson, dapper derby, fancy fedora or timeless toque? Then this is the party for you. We're going to bring some style back to EoFF in the form of delightful headwear.

Frankly, this site has been lacking in class for far too long and this needs to change. Scientists have long suspected that one is not a true gentleman without a fine piece of clothing adorning their head. But only recently were they able to prove it as the pie chart below demonstrates:

And we all know that if it's in a pie chart it must be true.

But not only does a fine hat up your classiness level, they frequently come with bonuses to intelligence as well. So let's put on our thinking hats and make this site the sort of place a gentleman can be proud to call home. Let's take it back from those hapless masses walking around with a chill in their scalp and bad hair days!

For the people! For EoFF! For fine hats everywhere!

Members List:
Vivi22
Calliope
chionos (I assume anyone who makes a spreadsheet is in)
Jowy
Sephex
sharkythesharkdogg
Aulayna
Nicolas
edczxcvbnm
Quina

Things We Need To Do Before 22nd May
-Create your party name.
-Decide on a non-representative party member to be your vice president.
-Decide on your motto.
-Decide on your slogan (yes, they are different)
-Decide on a mascot.
-Draw a sigil/crest for your party.

[Calliope]

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Dude, I own so many hats. I'm even responsible for Unne's correction of the smiley.

[Slothy]

Then I think you know the party you need to join.

[Del Murder]

I appreciate somebody creating a party for all the bald members out there. However, as a person with a perfect head of hair, what can you offer me?

[Slothy]

Even with a perfect head of hair, everyone looks better in a hat. It's the mark of a true gentleman.

You do want to be a gentleman don't you?

[Del Murder]

Sometimes.

[Calliope]

I appreciate somebody creating a party for all the bald members out there. However, as a person with a perfect head of hair, what can you offer me?

Perhaps something to cover that big head of yours, dear.

[Goldenboko]

I am interested in this party but I question it's relevancy to modern day ideals.

[Aulayna]

I could potentially be interested in this party if it's competitiveness and potential superiority to the Newbie Party was illustrated comparatively to me in Excel spreadsheet format.

[Loony BoB]

And we all know that if it's in a pie chart it must be true.

As the only person to be 100% of this pie chart, I'd like to say thanks for this massive compliment.

[Calliope]

I could potentially be interested in this party if it's competitiveness and potential superiority to the Newbie Party was illustrated comparatively to me in Excel spreadsheet format.

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[Slothy]

Just in case Calliope's lovely spreadsheet isn't enough for you Aulayna, here are some facts:
- Hats have been shown to increase gentlemanliness by upwards of 700%.
- Not joining the Newbie Party has been scientifically proven to add at least one decade to your lifespan.

Now I don't know about you, but when I punch those numbers into my calculator I get a happy face.

I am interested in this party but I question it's relevancy to modern day ideals.

What could be more modern or ideal than a headcrab hat? The hat of the day for today also happens to be a headcrab hat.

[chionos]

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Notice also that the relative awesomeness of The Cunning part creates a nice little hat. It's a sign from the gods.

[Psychotic]

What could be more modern or ideal than a headcrab hat? The hat of the day for today also happens to be a headcrab hat.

Hmm. On one hand, Headcrab Hat. Do we go to Ravenholm? On the other hand, incredible neckbeard ahoy.

[Slothy]

Hmm. On one hand, Headcrab Hat. Do we go to Ravenholm? On the other hand, incredible neckbeard ahoy.

Some people don't go to Ravenholm anymore, but those people are hatless. Gentlemen need not fear so we go on strolls through town all the time.

Also, once my Jayne Cobb hat arrives that neckbeard is getting shaved into a goatee if that sways your opinion at all.