The Ace Party

[Agent Proto]

I'll have Iceglow take care of this, and we'll fully support him against these allegations on him.

Anyway, sigil/crest has been drawn!

[Matoya]

Sir. Sir! You've not yet answered my questions. The EyesOn new will not be ignored!

[Agent Proto]

Uh, sure I guess I can take care of that now I have some time to answer your questions. Apologies for not doing so earlier..

It seems to me several very interesting things have been happening in here. You claim to model yourselves after Cid yet all I see is talk about root beer. Everyone knows the great founder Cid is fond of Vodka-red bulls. What other of Cid's well-knowns will you deviate from if you're given a position of power?

Ah, tea is good. So, I suppose you should shut up and drink your goddamn tea!

And speaking of root beer, is this the bar? Everyone enjoys a good drink now and then but your party doesn't seem to stop. Can we expect a happy hour every day in the FFV forum? Hangover regrets in feedback? Maybe Wonderbunny Square will become a new beer garden?

Who doesn't love alcohol? Expect all of what you mentioned to happen if Ace wins!

Now, all this seems like your normal political propaganda but there's one thing in this thread that I just can't let slip by. At the first mention of bringing a girl to the party you automatically refer to food and cooking. Is this a sign of things to come? Your true nature on the battlefronts of equal opportunity? If your party wins can we expect all women to be confined to only posting in the food forum? The people want answers.

To fully enjoy alcohol, one must also enjoy good food. So naturally, it's best to have both involved within the Ace Party. And no, we don't expect our female members to post only in the food forum, they are one of us, so they should be treated as everyone else. They can post wherever they please.

[Matoya]

Interesting. Would you be interested in having an interview with me at a time we're both available in EoFF's very own chat channel?

[Agent Proto]

Of course. I'll be available for such an interview.

[Iceglow]

In regards to claims I have a Nickleback Tatto and would ever mix a VARSITY leather AND Hooded material jacket with shirt and tie...


BULLtrout

[Lonely Paper Star]

I wanna join, please~

[Iceglow]

I wanna join, please~

Whats in it for us... what do you bring to our table

[Agent Proto]

Hello. Welcome to the party! I do believe we are now a full party, thanks to you!

[Lonely Paper Star]

I wanna join, please~

Whats in it for us... what do you bring to our table

My ass, of course. What did you think I was going to bring?

[Iceglow]

I wanna join, please~

Whats in it for us... what do you bring to our table

My ass, of course. What did you think I was going to bring?

That and a bottle of Southern Comfort and you're in my dear

[Agent Proto]

Of course she's in!

[Lonely Paper Star]

And not only do I have Southern Comfort, but vodka, as well. In juiceboxes.

[Iceglow]

mmm a nice bit of southern comfort and your ass? Sold to the lady with the sultry voice.

[Unbreakable Will]

And not only do I have Southern Comfort, but vodka, as well. In juiceboxes.

By the gods, I'll follow you and your vodka juice-boxes anywhere my dear!