The First Fascist Party of Eyes on Final Fantasy

[Psychotic]

You don't even need to ask.

[Shoeberto]

Oh! Well. Apparently I'm the candidate now, also. I didn't realize.

Good thing I've been on such a crusade for freedom recently.

[Del Murder]

Phase 1 complete. Phase 2 has started.

[Psychotic]

You know those things? Coat of arms, or what have you?

5 minutes in MS Paint.

(SPOILER)

Our slogan is Vote Fascist for a Third Glorious Decade of Total Law Enforcement.

[Shoeberto]

Can we just call the election over already? It's obvious who the clear winners are.

[Election Booth]

Oh! Well. Apparently I'm the candidate now, also. I didn't realize.

Good thing I've been on such a crusade for freedom recently.

I thought "El Presidante" meant you wanted to be the candidate.

[Shoeberto]

It wasn't intentional, but I accept the post whole-heartedly. This place needs more freedom and I think I'm the only one who can deliver it with an iron fist.

[Del Murder]

You'll have freedom whether you choose it or not!

[Psychotic]

Enemies of freedom are thought criminals and terrorists who will be oppressed with extreme liberty.

[Shoeberto]

That's the spirit, fellas! Del, you're my left hand; Psy, you're my right. And me? I'm the cock of the operation.

Now let's smurf things up.

[Shoeberto]

Now I know y'all be loving this ish right here
L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here

What's the plans, Stans?

[Psychotic]

Not to do any of it.

[Shoeberto]

How do we sweep in and win over the will of the people if we don't play ball in this charade of democracy?

Maybe we should start blaming all of the woes of this forum on the Scottish and create a calculated persecution plan against them. I think that would really energize people.

[Del Murder]

I agree. If we don't force people to choose us, how will we get anywhere?

[Del Murder]

Really our focus shouldn't be on completing meaningless tasks designed to entertain the masses, but rather on eradicating all the other parties from existence. That way, with only our party on the ballot, voters will have a much easier time making the right decision.