I had this great friend when I was in high school who was very clever and hilarious. We bonded over video games, specifically The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. We quoted the game, we devised Poe hunting strategies, we talked it into the ground.
One day my friend says to me "I've always wanted to name myself (as in the player, as in Link) Zelda."
"...Why?"
"Because in that scene at the castle when you meet her for the first time she would say 'Zelda... that name seems somehow... familiar.'" Which is hysterical.
Obviously there are many games, and many within Final Fantasy that allow the player to customize names, which can often lead to hilarity. Well, my brand of hilarity. I used to name Yang from FFIV (II SNES) BlesU. BECAUSE HIS FIGHTING CALL WAS ACHOOOO. Yeah, I was a weird kid.
With that being said, and keeping it PG-13 up in here, what are some of the names you've given your characters over the years? Extra points will be awarded for puns that occur in the script given the alteration. And anyone who just named the character after themselves is boooooring.