What about SCHOOL SPIRIT and having random dances every five smurfing minutes and THE FOOTBALL GAME being the big thing that everyone gives a smurf about?

Honestly, these influences very much shaped my views of Americans being smurfing weirdos who take themselves way too seriously. Having known such fine Americans on EoFF I don't think that's true of all of you now, but god damn it still weirds me out. Tell me it's not real. Please!