Ask Shorty

[Loony BoB]

Shorty, please do not double post. This is your FINAL WARNING.

Question: why you gotta be like that

[Unbreakable Will]

Can I get my own personal version of shorty'sbooty.jpg?

You know, in which you're holding up a sign with my name on it.

[Shiny]

I nearly stared at this picture for a whole minute. How long did you stare?

[Shorty]

Where da white women at?

in beverly hills where they belong baby

Shorty why is it always your birthday?

Because mine is the only one that matters.

Shorty gonna be shorty gonna be a thug? Shorty gonna be? Shorty gonna be?

yes yes and yes

Is your favorite album With Teeth?

No, but With Teeth is some good trout.

Ja li' dags?

Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Shorty got a shorty for my shorty with a shorty?
(SPOILER)Peace out (SPOILER)bitches!(SPOILER)Just kidding! All y'all are my shortys!

ily mulley

Is everything really the worst?

Yes. All of it.

Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?

All of the staff ladies are glorious in their own manner! But I would not say no to Shiny.

This only works if Shorty actually answers the questions, right?

That's how this works, sugarlump.

Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!

WELL YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH OF A CHOICE TUH NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE OSTRACIZED AND ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING

Exactly how short are you?

I'm 5'3" ;-; Not very short.

Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.

Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

a) get the smurf out

b) pike answered it

Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?

I'm not a super freckly redhead. You tell me if this makes me a ginger or not.


foa wins everything ever

Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!

why would it be a ruse, yes I have red hair ;-;

What's your rate?

My rate is you getting clocked in the back of the domepiece.

Shorty, please do not double post. This is your FINAL WARNING.

Question: why you gotta be like that

cause I like getting on your nerrrves

Can I get my own personal version of shorty'sbooty.jpg?

You know, in which you're holding up a sign with my name on it.

We can discuss an exchange of goods via mognet.

[Pheesh]

Why are you the way you are?

[Calliope]

Why am I the way I am?

[Loony BoB]

Why is Phil the way he is?

[Calliope]

Why is Daniel the way that he is, and is it curable?

[Pheesh]

Bob is why way the is he?

[Shorty]

Why are you all the worst?

[Tigmafuzz]

Why am I even reading this thread?

[Shorty]

Because you love me.

[Tigmafuzz]

Because you love me.

(SPOILER)

[Shorty]

now ask a question or gtfo

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm too hungry to think of questions ask yourself one for me, and then answer it.