Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
Where da white women at?
I am a smurfing albino, what are you talking about. You are the worst, Mulley.

Quote Originally Posted by Pantz View Post
Shorty why is it always your birthday?
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
Is your favorite album With Teeth?
No, it is something by Jenny Lewis. It doesn't matter what, I'ma marry dat bitch. Sorry, babebabebabe.


Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot.

I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!
Joseph Smith will forgive your heathen sins, Sister Jones.