Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!
Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!
...
Exactly how short are you?
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
I am a smurfing albino, what are you talking about. You are the worst, Mulley.Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.
No, it is something by Jenny Lewis. It doesn't matter what, I'ma marry dat bitch. Sorry, babebabebabe.
Joseph Smith will forgive your heathen sins, Sister Jones.Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot.
I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!
Everything ever. Except, interestingly The Worst. The Worst is the best.
Myself, obviously. Or foaface. Or my daughter, because incest is okay in Mormon.
You are Babe now.
I am the size of Thumbelina.
This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Gifts and cash can be emailed to bootayshortzzzz@pontuspanties.orgThis is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.
Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.
Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?
(SPOILER)No.
Elaborate.
Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?
Word of Wisdom bans hot drinks, not hot poop.
Allow me to ask a series of questions as Gary Oldman...
...if you're open to that.
Come close. Some of these I will whisper in your ear.
First,
(yeah, I know this is Tim Roth. Shut it.)
This is fairly important. I think we can learn much about people when we know the nickname their family has bestowed upon them. At least...
Another great way to learn about Shorty is to ask her
how do you like to party?
So... ok, well what about after hours?
Well... that's a little freaky. Maybe we'll ask another question.
Have you ever...
Stop getting distracted and
How did you do in scholastic pursuits?
Oh.
Describe how you feel about Pantz
Aww, that's sweet. And kind of stalkerish. You got tall. How do you feel about yourself on the regular?
I would agree? And how do you feel about me, now that these questions are done?
Signature by rubah. I think.
foa wins best post of the year. Don't even try. Everyone go home.
May as well not even have the Ciddies, tbh.
Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!
What's your rate?
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