Altrincham vs. Eyeson
Eyeson Lineup:
GK: Scotty
DC: Shauna
DC: Boobs (c)
DL: Bubba
DR: Heath
MC: MILF
MC: Croyles
ML: Raistlin
MR: Skyblade
ST: Jiro
ST: Manus
BENCH: Burtsplurt, Shoden, Pike, Psychotic, Rocket Edge
00:15 - An aggressive start and MILF tees up Manus who thumps a thirty yard piledriver... over the bar. Good start, though!
04:42 - Heath throws in to Manus who in turn feeds a ball for Skyblade on the right side of the box, the cross is great but Densmore blocks and it rolls to Twiss who clears the ball out of the box... Croyles wins a jumping contest for it and it ends up at Raistlin's feet, a shot for the corner of the goal misses.
07:39 - Raistlin is given a yellow for a heavy challenge on McCarthy. All end to end football so far, although Eyeson definitely getting the better shots in.
15:26 - Jiro seems to be struggling to keep the ball despite being a common receiver of it, and they've won it back again. Pass goes to Twiss, and - ooh, that's a bad tackle by Heath, two feet, studs showing and it's a straight red. That's a big blow in such a high tempo game... no huge complaints from the rest of the Eyeson team and Heath's already walking off. Jiro heads off immediately afterwards with Shoden keeping the back four complete. Manus is up front on his own now.
17:30 - A looping cross to McCarthy from deep and he heads right at Scotty, a comfortable save.
28:00 - Reeves on the edge of the box, passes back to Densmore, it's being crossed in but it's poor, it bounces backwards off the legs of an unsuspecting Altrincham player and lands at Danylyk's feet, oh that's a great shot, and a great save! Right towards the corner of the net from 25 yards out, on the volley too, a real cracker. Scotty managed to get his fingertips to it, that's a corner kick.
29:26 - The corner is immediately cleared and eventually ends up with Manus, and Densmore runs straight into him and that's a simple yellow. I don't know why he's appealing to the ref.
31:17 - A free kick in the Altrincham half is a very long ball, but nicely done too - Reeves has got past the last defender and is on his way, but Scotty has a long run from his line and manages to catch the ball and clutch it to his chest before he can get to it - it was very close.
32:10 - Another collision between Raistlin and Densmore, both on yellows, those two need to be careful. Words are spoken, but they get up and carry on.
37:00 - Raistlin has a shot inside the box but it's right into a defender. The ball is cleared and Shauna attempts for the ball and gets nothing but the legs of an Altrincham player, and she's picked up a yellow card for her efforts.
38:29 - Shoden, MILF and Skyblade string some passes together on the right and then Skyblade gets a running start at a ball, taking it down the side of the pitch, there aren't many options here, in slides the cross and OH! GOAL!!! Somehow Manus got the speed to reach it, he's managed to get a sliding shot in and the keeper barely moved! Eyeson, one man down, one goal up!
41:40 - Shoden runs up the right this time, the cross would have been good if someone were there to reach it but it dribbles straight past everyone and out for a corner on the other side of goal. Skyblade takes the corner... it's in! GOAL!!! Shauna climbs high above Flynn, and somehow the ten man team are two nil up!
48:40 - Obamwonyi takes a professional foul right on the edge of the box, bringing Manus down as the two of them raced for the ball. Skyblade takes but it's cleared wide, although it's still in Eyeson possession as Manus is first to it. Ooh! Obamwonyi knocks down Manus again and it's a free kick. Ooh! So nearly 3-0! Raistlin's kick goes straight into Shauna's head and this time Spackman is able to do better, parrying the ball away, great save. Shoden almost manages to reclaim it as a few players struggle to gain control of the ball as it bounces around the penalty area, but in the end Densmore clears.
51:24 - "Ooooh!" goes the crowd as Danylyk takes fires in a bullet shot but it just doesn't dip enough to fall under the bar.
52:24 - Skyblade picks up a yellow for tripping a player.
55:19 - A free kick to Altrincham on the halfway line, Brown takes but it goes over everyone, Scotty collects - oh! No, he doesn't! It's bounced off his legs, straight to Twiss who squares the ball to a charging McBean and there's only Shauna in front of him, but he's not stopping for anyone at this speed, he runs right past Shauna - GOAL!!! - he's tapped in for one of the easiest goals we've seen this season. 2-1 to the away team, but the home side have momentum.
58:55 - MILF and Raistlin trade a couple of passes and MILF deflects the return pass forwards, a nice through ball to Manus, oh, GOAL!!! Right into the corner of the net, no mistake, no extra touch needed. 3-1, Eyeson make a quick reply!
62:00 - Thrown in to Altrincham ten yards from the goal line, Brown takes, McBean knocks it straight back to him and he crosses in and - GOAL!!! Oh, he didn't think that would happen - right into Scotty at high speed and the goalie hasn't handled it, he's simply waved his arm, it's bounced off it and straight into the net. That is embarrassing, although it must be said it was a thumping cross if ever there was one. I think we can call it a shot although I'm not sure it was on target. 3-2.
64:00 - Another free kick for the red and white, this one sails over the bar safely.
67:11 - Hotchkiss collects the ball from Obamwonyi just inside the Eyeson half, passes to rightback, it's hoofed up to McBean 30 yards out, Croyles has tackled the ball but it's gone towards goal, six players scramble for the loose ball 20 yards out, Shoden and Brown run into each other but Shoden manages to knock it away but it's once again goalwards, Shauna runs and tries to knock it away but it's still going towards the goal line, Hotchkiss has slipped in front of Shauna, GOAL!!! About ten yards out and nothing but keeper to beat, straight into the corner, no contest. It's 3-3! Altrincham have a point, can they make it three?
71:50 - Bubba takes a free kick in front of goal, it's over the wall but straight to keeper.
72:51 - Beeson picks up a yellow for a rough tackle on MILF in the Eyeson half.
76:35 - Pike (on for Raistlin five minutes ago, Croyles now out wide left) gets a sharp shot in from distance but it's blocked by a player, it ends up with MILF who takes a less powerful shot and it sails into the keeper's arms.
77:29 - Shoden... MILF... Skyblade... Skyblades cross is long, direct and powerful and flies past the keeper to the far side of goal, oh, Croyles vs. Denmore & Spackman, Croyles, GOAL!!! He made it look easy! Eyeson are back in front, it's 4-3! This game is MENTAL.
87:52 - McBean collects a through ball and slams his foot into it, the ball streaks towards Scotty who can only deflect it to his defender who clears for a throw-in. Lynch soon gets a shot from wide but Scotty is able to keep it in his arms this time, not that it was ever on target.
90:45 - The ball is being passed directly towards Eyeson goal through multiple players and Lynch can't collect it before Shauna slides the ball to Scotty.
91:31 - Eyeson aren't done yet, Burtsplurt - on for Croyles - is running down the left and puts in a very nice cross, a few players go for it but I think it's Skyblade who connects - poorly, though, and it bounces in the air and Spackman has no problem.
90:00 - Full time and that was really some game!
Highlights, goals only though, doesn't show how good the game was - read the text above.
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