Eyeson F.C. - Conference National: Media Predict 24th (last). Currently: 2nd

[Shoden]

I'm not doing too bad at all, despite just being a defender. XD

[Raistlin]

Damn, I kicked ass in that Colwyn Bay match! And Shauna is a ridiculous beast with her head.

Dan looked about 8 miles offsides in his first goal haha, though you didn't see far enough back in the clip to see when the ball was passed.

[DK]

my goal in the last game with Donal's assist was a pure chuckle nation darius vassell goal, I loved it.

dunno about everybody else but I've got the Chant for Pauw, in true glorious LFC fashion all you have to do is chant the ghostbusters theme song with the word "dun" and then just scream "Psy-Chotic!" instead of ghostbusters. DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNDUN! DUNDUNDUN-DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNDUN PSY-CHOTIC!!!

pure anfield tradition right there son. also yeah our team are proper nasty from corners for some hilarious reason it's great.

[Psychokitty]

6.70? I'm not the Least Valued Player? WOOHOO!

[Loony BoB]

To be fair, you've only been used as a sub so far (I think you might have had one start) and subbed-on players have difficulty getting a really good or really bad rating, and tend to hover around 6.6 (I think that's the starting rating for any player on the pitch?).

[Heath]

15:26 - Jiro seems to be struggling to keep the ball despite being a common receiver of it, and they've won it back again. Pass goes to Twiss, and - ooh, that's a bad tackle by Heath, two feet, studs showing and it's a straight red. That's a big blow in such a high tempo game... no huge complaints from the rest of the Eyeson team and Heath's already walking off.

I am so proud of myself

Though there is a small amount of heartbreak at the Colwyn Bay result. I lived there for roughly 12 years! Up The Seagulls, etc, etc.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, btw. The next game is against top of the table Stalybridge, who, needless to say, are favourites despite us being the home side.

SIDE: Scotty; Burtsplurt, Boobs, Shauna, Shoden ; Raistlin, MILF, Pike, Skyblade ; Rocket Edge, DK
BENCH: Cuchulainn, Bubba, Croyles, Psychotic, Manus.

Game will be played live through #eoff whenever someone shows up and demands I play the game immediately (and I'm there and can do it).

[Rocket Edge]

7.04 player rating.

Dan I tried to imagine it with the ghostbusters theme and lol'd.

[Cuchulainn]

Oh, btw. The next game is against top of the table Stalybridge, who, needless to say, are favourites despite us being the home side.

SIDE: Scotty; Burtsplurt, Boobs, Shauna, Shoden ; Raistlin, MILF, Pike, Skyblade ; Rocket Edge, DK
BENCH: Cuchulainn, Bubba, Croyles, Psychotic, Manus.

Game will be played live through #eoff whenever someone shows up and demands I play the game immediately (and I'm there and can do it).

The smurf am I doin on the bench? I'm going to speak to my agent.

[Loony BoB]

(SPOILER)Shauna & MILF rocked, Boobs and Raist were good, Edge had a poor game (skied a penalty), it was very much us dominating in the attack despite their domination int he possession. I played the full game this time, watching every minute, and it was a pretty good'un. Cracker of a shot by MILF, though, I loved it. The pass for the second goal was great from Pike, too.

We're up to 4th!

Dan got injured near the end, and is out for 6-8 days, so Jiro can expect to play and if things get troublesome, Demon Dude might make an appearance.

EDIT: Re-uploaded after I noticed it didn't upload some goals.

[Tasura]

I'd like to be a member of the team, whenever you get a free spot .

[o_O]

Daniel I need to be in this Daniel pls.

I am striker and I will kick your balls into goal.

[Loony BoB]

You're both on the list! Keep posting to improve your chances of being the next player signed.

In other news: I won Manager of the Month after coming 2nd earlier, and Shauna got 2nd & 3rd for player of the month on those two months. We drew Hinckley in the FA Trophy third qualifying round. Finally, Sheffield Wednesday is now our parent club.

Also: Eyeson F.C. (4th) vs. Hinston (13th)

(SPOILER) I thought I'd give some players a few minutes to improve match fitness, and this was how the entire team repaid me.

[Psychotic]

We drew Hinckley in the FA Trophy third qualifying round.

[Loony BoB]

(SPOILER)This game was dominated by us despite them being higher in the league. We were thumping in shot after shot after shot, and the difference between this game and the previous one was massive. Despite this, it did take us a long time to get any shots on target - we were 0-0 at half time, and the first goal popped up at the 78th minute.

Raistlin got a torn hamstring and is out for 3-4 months, which is a massive blow as I've had Bubba (Leftback/wing) alternating with Raistlin (left wing) and Burtsplurt (Leftback) with no real backup outside of Croyles who can do a little on the left when needed (okay, he won us a game from there). I've signed an 18 year old with potential and am looking to sign another left mid alongside him. So expect a couple of new faces! Will be tough to pick from them but I'll go by the people who have been nagging me most for a spot. #eoff does favours in this regard, people, as does posting in this thread.

Dan's been called up by Gambia again!